Imperfections Make You Unique.
Today was interesting... (Journal).
... because strange things just like to happen to me. I swear that not only do I have a sign on my forehead that only men can see that states "Psycho boyfriend auditions all year round" I must also be wearing a neon t-shirt declaring "Send me weird messages in any type of written form!". Grrrr!
So, let us recap over the day's events, shall we?
I was assulted multiple times by two entirely different umbrellas. One even knocked off my lovely hat into a puddle. Not too thrilled at that. Said umbrella also smacked me in the arm. Bitch. What did I ever, EVER do to them? I've never glared at an umbrella and uttered, "You are despicable!". On the contrary, I treat them with quite a bit of respect seeing as they are so kind to shelter me from the rain. I think they have it out for me.
Also, during friend's concert that I attended earlier today, I recieved a very random text message. It reads: "The biggest dog on record was an Old English Mastiff that weighed 343 pounds. He was 8 feet, 3 inches from nose to tail..." It's from some random number that I have NEVER seen before. And why send me a text about a dog statistic? I mean, yes, I'm a HUGE (HUGE! I TELL YOU!) animal lover (you really have NO idea how much. While everyone else in class is dozing off thinking about sex, money, or drinking I just so happen to be thinking of puppies & kittys... Pitiful, I know...). I'm almost tempted to call the number that is at the end of the message just out of curiosity, but I have a feeling that I would regret that.
On top of all that, I watched the most absurd, ridiculous, and pathetically cliche movie in history. Twilight. Could the characters be anymore two-dimensional? I mean, really! I was laughing my arse off the eniter time it was so bad. The two main characters who are basically wannabe remakes of Romeo & Juliet don't even have much chemistry, just physical attraction & fasicination. That's it. I should really stop & scurry away from my computer now before I really begin to rant...
Oh, I also just found out that there is a UK Church of the Jedi. Yep. People actually worship Yoda as a real religion. I think we should all embrace this idea & worship a moldy midget with mad fighting skills. What do you think?
So, let us recap over the day's events, shall we?
I was assulted multiple times by two entirely different umbrellas. One even knocked off my lovely hat into a puddle. Not too thrilled at that. Said umbrella also smacked me in the arm. Bitch. What did I ever, EVER do to them? I've never glared at an umbrella and uttered, "You are despicable!". On the contrary, I treat them with quite a bit of respect seeing as they are so kind to shelter me from the rain. I think they have it out for me.
Also, during friend's concert that I attended earlier today, I recieved a very random text message. It reads: "The biggest dog on record was an Old English Mastiff that weighed 343 pounds. He was 8 feet, 3 inches from nose to tail..." It's from some random number that I have NEVER seen before. And why send me a text about a dog statistic? I mean, yes, I'm a HUGE (HUGE! I TELL YOU!) animal lover (you really have NO idea how much. While everyone else in class is dozing off thinking about sex, money, or drinking I just so happen to be thinking of puppies & kittys... Pitiful, I know...). I'm almost tempted to call the number that is at the end of the message just out of curiosity, but I have a feeling that I would regret that.
On top of all that, I watched the most absurd, ridiculous, and pathetically cliche movie in history. Twilight. Could the characters be anymore two-dimensional? I mean, really! I was laughing my arse off the eniter time it was so bad. The two main characters who are basically wannabe remakes of Romeo & Juliet don't even have much chemistry, just physical attraction & fasicination. That's it. I should really stop & scurry away from my computer now before I really begin to rant...
Oh, I also just found out that there is a UK Church of the Jedi. Yep. People actually worship Yoda as a real religion. I think we should all embrace this idea & worship a moldy midget with mad fighting skills. What do you think?
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