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So a couple of my old friends, Josh and his girlfriend Amy, and I are just sitting around doing what we normally do, shooting the shit. It's publicly known that Amy has a low sex drive and Josh has an eternal case of the blue balls syndrome so I p...
on Tuesday
My hair for some reason smelled like a cross between cat piss and horse shit (probably because my hair gets a little wet and I happen to be in the same room as my cat's litter box and there's a bunch of horses along where I walk to the bus stop).I...
on Tuesday
Because I had just watched the story on the news a couple of hours after it happened and it was on my mind. I accept your apology, thanks.
on Sunday
Well I'm glad we helped, but your still going to have to face the world someday. Nobody going to be able to help you except you on that. Opposition will be at every corner. One day though you will wake and say "so who the fuck cares what you think...
on Friday
There is a guy in Austin I'm looking for, same situation.
November 6
Dude, shit doesn't have to have meaning to be cool.
November 5
Your not fucked up enough to shoot people on Ft Hood.
November 5
One day you will wake up and be sick and tired of it.
November 5
I feel like waving back to it.
November 5
She looks like uncooked bacon.
November 4
I went out drinking and now i'm at work until six tonight, woohoo. Thank goodness for daylight savings, extra hour for sleep.
November 1
They account for something like half my wardrobe
October 30
I was just thinking of a t shirt today, The front will say AMERICA, WE'LL FUCK YOUR SHIT UP then on the back it will say WORLD DOMINATION TOUR, then list all the places we have invaded for fucked up reasons
October 29
Why the shouldn't get the publicity, while the police were chasing a balloon what about the people who needed actual police help. Did somebody perchance get raped murdered or assaulted while they out chasing a fake distress call. I say hammer the ...
October 29
I can't quite remember but I think I have had bad dreams about the no face kids.
October 27
Oh yeah, I forgot the why. Because there fucking awesome thats why.
October 27

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At 3:02pm on October 8, 2009, Mr Monster said…
I like the tattoo. Does it have significance with being on your wrist? I'm just curious as to what it means, if anything at all, to you. It's very symbolic in my eyes.
At 10:44am on August 14, 2009, ilb4ever said…
i put that pic up :)
 
 

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Just open with "He's my friends ex and he's kinda stalking her just so you're aware, and should you two decide to date just know that he's prone to being a dick".
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She Let It Flow The freshest wound of beautiful size, In joyous pain she closes her eyes, The emotion she no longer felt. Sure it hurt but not so bad, It felt the same as it always had, Her heart had started to melt. She felt hurt betrayed and al...
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i wrote this poem in a kind of written war against all those that oppress a human being weather it be a government or a religion, even that one person in your life that seems to have some control over you, it could even be the mass majority's view...
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Another one of my poems She hears his voice and she tremble inside. what has she done what will he do? Awww but it's okay because soon he will tell you he loves you. She wants to jump now, to end this pain, but he will just make her return again...
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Untitled. Scream my child scream, fill my ears with all those fears that make syou want to hide. Cry my dear, cry. try to escape and realise that you will always be mine. come to me and you will see that i am the master and you are my slave, so b...
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I think through every song the band has created, they have managed to express a very powerful part of them selves through it lyrically and musically as a whole. most of the songs have an energy of poetic philosophy that just kind of drives through...
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how so? only way I can think of is saying that he's been stalking/harassing his ex girlfriend :P
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Usually, Baroque Hoedown - Jean-Jacques Perrey I'm mostly convinced it's impossible not to get a little bit more happy when listening to this.
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