I went to see Dethklok and Mastadon last night at the austin music center, which is a crappy venue if any of you go there, but the show still kicked ass. Dethklok headlined, which brought up the question is Dethklok bigger than Mastadon? When they...
So a couple of my old friends, Josh and his girlfriend Amy, and I are just sitting around doing what we normally do, shooting the shit. It's publicly known that Amy has a low sex drive and Josh has an eternal case of the blue balls syndrome so I p...
My hair for some reason smelled like a cross between cat piss and horse shit (probably because my hair gets a little wet and I happen to be in the same room as my cat's litter box and there's a bunch of horses along where I walk to the bus stop).I...
Well I'm glad we helped, but your still going to have to face the world someday. Nobody going to be able to help you except you on that. Opposition will be at every corner. One day though you will wake and say "so who the fuck cares what you think...
I was just thinking of a t shirt today, The front will say AMERICA, WE'LL FUCK YOUR SHIT UP
then on the back it will say WORLD DOMINATION TOUR, then list all the places we have invaded for fucked up reasons
Why the shouldn't get the publicity, while the police were chasing a balloon what about the people who needed actual police help. Did somebody perchance get raped murdered or assaulted while they out chasing a fake distress call. I say hammer the ...
I like the tattoo. Does it have significance with being on your wrist? I'm just curious as to what it means, if anything at all, to you. It's very symbolic in my eyes.