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"Justice the founder of my fabric mov'd: To rear me was the task of power divine, Supremest wisdom, and primeval love." 'Virgil' of [Dante Alighieris'] epic poem <Divine Comedy>

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The Epilogue

My name is Cory. I'm a twenty one year old man living in the upstate New York area. Merely one hour away from the border to Canada. My well known and referred to nickname is Monster or Mr. Monster. The nickname was given to my by my mother when I was fourteen. She has a horrible sense of humor. Think that's bad? My eldest younger brother Damions' nickname to her is "Rodent" and the younger brother Chazes' nickname is "Piggy" so who got the short end of the stick on the deal? It was given to me because I'm a rather large man standing at 6'5" and weighing 280+/- lbs.

I say the following with no ego. I'm an educated man. I graduated from High School with my High School Diploma with Regents Honors for obtaining Mastery scores on my State Tests for Biology, U.S History and English. Math IS a strong point, but I apparently made many stupid mistakes on that particular test. I have also graduated from a two year technical school for Automotive Collision And Repair, and am certified in many forms of Automotive Repair including but not limited to; Welding, Fabrication and Body, Painting, Detailing, and Window Replacement. I am preparing to re-attend college after a one semester slip up believing college would be easy to cruise through as High School was. My major is Software Engineering, and minor in Graphic Design.

The above might state the obvious but for those that haven't caught it, I'll catch you up. I'm a Jack Of All Trades, Master Of None. I do scripting (HTML, JAVA, CSS and etc.) in my spare time. I took psychology in High School and retained almost every drop of knowledge given to me and consider myself to be a wise person, learning from those I've met through life and every tale I've been blessed to hear of, absorbing true knowledge from literature of all sorts, whether it be the Bible of which I quote oft but pay no worship to or the collective of one William Shakespeare. I'm shop inclined and can work any machine given to me. I'm a gifted artist in both the fields of creativity and linguistics. I can scape the land, shape wood, play guitar from my own learning and Clarinet, Oboe, Bassoon, Saxophone (Standard, Alto and Tenor) and Piano thanks to Schooling.

Now that you know a bit about me and who I am, I would love to know more about you. I'm a helpful person, albeit sometimes cynical, spiteful and sarcastic and feel I have, in my twenty one years of life, seen enough to warrant the spread the knowledge in what I have learned. I give wonderful, if not blunt advice from a viewpoint perspective. Consider that all I have to react on is what you tell me, so the more open you are, the better.

I'm accepting of all people, no matter what race, color, creed or disability. I can look past the bad about people and see the good. I look forward to meeting some like minded people and making a few new distant friends.

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People who self harm are stupid... Trend struck little kids..
on Sunday
Mariah and Mr Monster are now friends
November 14
So a couple of my old friends, Josh and his girlfriend Amy, and I are just sitting around doing what we normally do, shooting the shit. It's publicly known that Amy has a low sex drive and Josh has an eternal case of the blue balls syndrome so I p...
November 9
Hidden
November 8
Love, peace, and chicken grease.
November 8
Nature
November 7
November 6
They all need to be publicly burned, then, once they're confirmed dead, be pissed out then left to be eaten by wild animals.
November 6
Ghostflowers for a lot of reasons. It's an amazing song, a more awesome musical and lyrical accomplishment.
November 5
November 5
Anybody who says anything bad about you doesn't deserve your attention or you acknowledging that they exist because when you move on with your life and out of that shit town they won't matter anymore. If it were in my power I would kill every one...
November 5
Emo is a fashion statement, like Punk and Metal and Prep. It's not a way of life any more, and if you're called emo because you're a self harmer them you need to be shot. The ultimate aphrodisiac is death and you'll stop cutting under two conditi...
November 5
1: Schnuts (Shhh-nuts) 2: EPIC 3: Gonads 4: Llama 5: Roflmao 6: WTF Mate 7: BOOM! Headshot 8: OH MY GOD BECKY! 9: Bazoombas 10: Honkie-dorie 11: O-Tay.. 12: Okie-day 13 Omgwtfbbq... 14: Milkshake 15: Word 16: Fo Shizzle 17: My Nizzle 18: OOOO-DAMN...
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November 5
An Idea for you: Put the heart in the hand and have it squeezing the heart and razorblades (Or some other thing signifieng pain) coming out of the arteries. I love it. It looks pretty cool, though I think it would look better if the hand were mor...
November 5
Alright then, I'm sorry. SOME women. :P
November 5

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At 10:44am on November 6, 2009, Cassie Taylor said…
Fuck, dude thank you so much. I really appreciate that, honestly I do.

I only have MSN so thats the one I'll add. I wont be on for some time, but I will be..one day...not sure when =P

Thank you again.
At 8:05pm on November 3, 2009, Jane Doe said…
here's a full list, some of those aren't horrors but they're mine
http://tictacs941.deviantart.com/art/movies-142451458
At 1:14am on October 24, 2009, Brandon said…
i have to say the divine comedy is one of my favorite series of books ever...i have all of the books in both english and italian versions
At 3:37pm on October 15, 2009, Jane Doe said…
actually I remember that I WAS trying to look a little scary

it ain't pretty XD
At 11:32am on October 15, 2009, Jane Doe said…
lol, naw, I don't really put on moods for pictures XD I scare people regardless

naw, I was in a good mood XD
At 8:28am on October 15, 2009, Jane Doe said…
well, who knows, lol. Then again, my general appearance probably could've corrupted someone if the balloons did XD

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd215/tictacs941/022.jpg?t=1255619935
^taken on the day, they had some makeup for the face painting area so I decided to do that, but it didn't last long
At 12:00pm on October 14, 2009, amber said…
thats good. thats the only way to take it- day by day ^^ with a smile and laughs
At 11:50am on October 14, 2009, amber said…
Hello,everythings Great! how are you doin?
At 8:37am on October 14, 2009, Benjamin Edward Clark said…
watsup amigo?
At 1:00pm on October 12, 2009, Brandala Mae Day said…
well put! Your pretty wise, and optimistic. I like that! and yes, studying always makes me happy..seriously! My husband teases me calls me a geek...i just tell him well, you married me! We are "the odd couple" I'm the geek, he's the recovering addict. He's been around the block numerous times, I'm just heading out the door ! I think our kids will have a good combo of book and street smarts! Anyhoo, enough about me and my husband, I've read through your bio, you are something else, you have really grabbed life by the horns! knowledge is power, with it you can do anything you choose!I bet your Family is proud of you! What is your family like? Its good talking with you! we'll talk soon, gotta make dinner for my babies! ~MaeDay~
 
 

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My Imaginary Friend I hear a soft whisper to my heart, And know I am not alone. I can feel my imaginary friend, Tell me I'm not the only one. I cannot see what she looks like, I do not see her face. I know only that she is with me, Trapped inside...
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Wow I have so many lol Umm... My main one is getting lectured about religion and constantly being told I'm going to hell for being a lesbian.
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just write down the little things that annoy you :P personally it's when people will send you half a million "Join This App" requests or "watch this video" thing
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